Can you imagine how annoying it would be if you walked into your living room one morning and Anderson Cooper was sleeping on your couch? I'd be angry as hell. I'm sure he'd have some fuck-slick excuse, but I'd put him in his place, and believe me, he'd have more than bags under his eyes when I was through with him. Don't laugh. This possibility is more reasonable than you might expect: Cooper can't expect to get healthy, natural sleep with two last names. That will age you, sure as I'm the President of Pakistan.More soon when I've got a minute — there are barristers at my door I need to silence.
Forever.
