Monday, November 26, 2007

A Hot Note

I have to go see about that asshole Sharif but thought I'd share this juicy tidbit with you before I attend to matters.

My sources tell me that Brad Pitt has been going through all sorts of problems with his love life, and at this point is unable of reaching orgasm unless an episode of Friends is on in the background during coitus. Needless to say, this psychosexual pathology is causing friction between him and AngJol.

Swear to Allah.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is Anderson Cooper. Remember, I am a very powerful man. More powerful than you since I have been actually been reported to be gay.