Slow News Day

Not much to tell lately, so I thought I'd post a picture of myself, since I've lost a bit of weight and look pretty good, if I do say so myself. The photo adds some of it back, but still.

The Huckster

Does Mike Huckabee have a lazy eye? It will be funny if the United States chooses a deformed man to be its leader.

Mo'Nativity?

Is Mo'Nique trying to hide a baby bump? Either that, or she's morbidly obese, and probably diabetic. It's hard for me to tell; in my country pregnant women and fat women are treated with the same contempt.